GSElevator — пародийный аккаунт, показывающий нравы банкиров. Придумал его бывший банковский работник Джон Лефевр. В этом «Твиттере» публикуются фразы, как будто бы подслушанные в лифтах финансовых учреждений на Уолл-стрит.

Среди высказываний:

I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Most people aren’t where they want to be in life. But they’re still where they’re supposed to be.

If she has a cracked iPhone screen and a Michael Kors bag, don’t give her your real name.

The cool thing about England is that you can tell if someone is poor by how they talk.

Public speaking is easy. Just imagine that everyone in the audience is staring at their phones.

Some people assume I am quiet, boring, or shy, without ever realizing that I just don’t like them.

My 3 favorite lies are ‘I’m sorry,’ ‘Just kidding,’ and, ‘We should get together some time.’

If your LinkedIn work history predates 1990 and you aren’t currently in a Porsche near a beach, why would I hire you?

Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun is over.

Money can’t buy happiness but it solves 95% of the problems that make you unhappy.

Don’t apologize for being late with a Starbucks latte in your hand.

When you tell a story, all I can think about is how much shorter it should be.

I just want to be rich enough to not be motivated by money.